Precautionary Note

Dirty, dreary, dreadful, and dark.
Stinky, soiled, sorrowful, and stark.
Doors and windows covered
From head to foot
In impenetrable
Green and brown mold.

Foul, filthy, fetid, long forgotten.
Repulsive, revolting, repugnant, and rotten.
Yes, the studiousness it lacks,
But what it doesn’t:
A pair of dirty socks
Stuck to the ceiling.