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The New iPad … I Hate the Name

Josh Robert Nay

There is no doubt, Apple’s New iPad is an SEO, originality, good-name nightmare. Sure, the device itself is great, especially if you’re the strange type of person who wants to carry their HDTV x 2 at 1/7 the size with them everywhere they go. That 1/7 is generous for probably 90% of people. If you’re one of those who have a 70+ inch TV screen, well, you do the math. I don’t want to. I don’t even care if the 1/7 is accurate. Lawsuit-happy Apple never ceases to amaze with some of the crazy things they do. The New iPad?

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Oh the Wonders of Duct Tape

Josh Robert Nay

Yes, Mr. Zwanzig. Duct Tape is, indeed, like the Force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the Universe together. A brief search of the wondrous interwebs will give you an insight into the very psyche of humanity. Everything from beliefs, sad realities, and very disturbing images of grandma cuddling with her long-dead stuffed kitty can be found on search engines. I, however, was captivated by the next element to appear on the periodic table: Duct tape. Okay, so the periodic table prediction might be overdoing it, but let’s face it, humanity has yet to

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Of the Razor Industry and Its Craziness

Josh Robert Nay

Hey, take a quick moment and go take a look around in your bathroom. What is the manliest thing you see in there? The toilet brush? The shower gel perhaps? The laser-shooting pneumatic drill that you use to clean the goobers of sleep out of your eyes every morning? No, it’s none of those. It’s the razor. Not the women’s razor. That’s pink. I’m talking about the men’s razor. You can clearly tell it’s a men’s razor if it has a sleek metal handle and makes fighter jets fly around in the mirror while it’s being used (according to the

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